Monday, October 8, 2012

An Ode To NECAP Testing by Elizabeth


I squint and chew on my Jolly Rancher
wondering what to write.
I try my best to stay awake
I got no sleep last night.

Why do they all hate us so?
Why must they force this torture upon us?
Is it something that we did?
It makes me want to cuss.

I stress and cry and worry
about this dreaded test.
The teachers tell us not to fret,
they tell us “Just do your best”

But how would the teachers know
the terror that we go through?
All they do is sit and read
while we all feel so blue.

I battle my way through the questions
and try to get the answers right.
But when my brain fails due to boredom,
I guess I lose the fight.

I look at the clock and frown
and that frown turns to a grimace.
I only have 5 more minutes
to wrap everything up and finish.

I quickly finish my prompt,
unhappy with its quality.
 It really is quite bad,
So bad I’d consider it comedy. 


This horrible time once a year
really kills my pleasure.
Let's rid the world of NECAP Testing
for we can do it, together!

5 comments:

  1. I really like this poem! It is not only relatable, but humorous as is much of your work. I especially enjoy the last stanza, although I feel that stanzas 6 and 8 you could change with better rhyming words.

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  2. Liz,
    I think this poem is really funny, and the rhymes make it even funnier and enjoyable to read. I also agree with Noa, I think stanzas 6 and 8 could have better rhyming words that end the same, not just sound really similar, but it's great that someone finally wrote about the horrible testing we have to go through every year. :)
    -Lindsay

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  3. Liz,
    I think this is hysterical! If you tighten it up a bit & change NECAP to standardized so that it resonates with all students (NECAPs are only in New England), you could really have something here that could be sent out. I have an idea of a place...check with me!

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  4. Liz-
    I LOVE THIS. I think that it totally sums up what everyone forced to take standerdized testing feels about this. I was thinking about writing something about testing while I was wating for everyone else to finish, but you did it better than I could have. However, if you could get the word "Cantankerous" in there somewhere, I would really like that! :)

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  5. HI liz! Great job and i agree that this is hilarious!!! Its amazing that you can put humor into a fantabulous poem like this:) You should be proud of yourself for writing a twitter worthy poem:P I agree with LIndsay and Noa that stanzas 6 and 8 could have better rhyming but keep the enthusiastic ending! Keep it up! ( and next write something about that we should get rid of afternoon classes and have nap time!!!!)

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